it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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