CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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