The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Mom said you looked used
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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