Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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