please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
