I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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