Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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