O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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