How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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