that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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