So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
