Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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