Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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