Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The best revenge is premature balding
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Randomize
