I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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