Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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