I must be too annoying 4 u.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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