he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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