I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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