We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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