im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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