barbara walters just said penis...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The ass gains better be worth it
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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