I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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