We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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