So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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