The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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