when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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