I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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