Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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