i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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