very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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