They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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