come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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