Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Apparently you make a good broom.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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