I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
barbara walters just said penis...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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