is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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