sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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