I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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