Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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