: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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