I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
babies were throwing up all over the place
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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