just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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