She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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