it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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