People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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