I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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