Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
