My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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