I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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