I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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