I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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