i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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